For the Birds: Fortnite and birds (or lack thereof)

Here is the latest For the Birds column, which runs in several New England newspapers.

Photo by Chris Bosak Black vultures sit on a hill in Danbury, Conn., fall 2017.

Photo by Chris Bosak
Vultures would be a good addition to Fortnite.

Fortnite is the hottest game going.

The survival video game has swept the nation — and world — and eaten up countless hours of kids’ and adults’ time.

But, since it is such a huge phenomenon (with well over 3 million players), I have to somehow relate it to birds, of course. I did something similar in the summer of 2016, when the Pokémon Go craze was at its peak. That was a fun column to write and may be found here.

Here’s a quick description of Fortnite for those who may be unfamiliar. It is a video game that can be played on a computer, PlayStation, Xbox, and now even a mobile device. The most popular way to play is the person-to-person mode — you can play solo or as a duo or squad (four-person team) — and the point is always to be the last one standing.

Other players may be eliminated by a variety of weapons that are picked up in towns and cities on an island where the game takes place. Players can build shelters for protection or run around the island seeking out (or avoiding) opponents. It’s cartoonish in nature and, unlike so many video games out there today, there’s no blood, gore or screaming when someone gets killed.

After watching them for weeks, my boys forced me to try it. I think they knew I was going to be terrible at it and so it would provide them with a good laugh. They were right, of course. I was — and still am — hopelessly pathetic at the game.

When I was growing up, video game controllers had a joystick and a button. Now a controller has two bumpers, two triggers, two joysticks, four letter buttons, a directional pad, a guide button and two tiny buttons I don’t even know what to call. That’s 14 buttons for those keeping track at home. Oh, and the joysticks can move directionally or be pushed in to serve different purposes.

Yes, I’m terrible at it and my kids still laugh at me. But I keep playing.

 Instead of playing “the way you are supposed to play,” as my kids say, I like to land in a remote area of the island and take my time looking around for materials. Along the way I get to check out the scenery and the various habitats, including woods, swamps, fields, hills, rivers and a lake. It’s cartoonish, but somewhat realistic.

While birds do not visually make an appearance in the game, you can hear them from time to time. I can’t match up the bird sounds with a specific species, but to me the calls sound crow-like. They come at appropriate times and locations as well — usually while running through the woods or across a field.

Butterflies do appear from time to time, especially as you approach an abandoned home. While I appreciate the visual, they usually startle me at first because I think it’s someone running around the corner to eliminate me.

It wouldn’t be too hard to add birds into the scenery. With all the “eliminations” that go on — the game starts with 100 players and only one wins — I would suggest adding in a few vultures. They can easily be added soaring in the air or perched ominously in a leafless tree by a hillside.

Or, they can just follow me around. It’s usually not too long before I’m reduced to carrion.

2 thoughts on “For the Birds: Fortnite and birds (or lack thereof)

  1. I’m a Keene Sentinel reader with an 8-year-old autistic grandson who loves Fortnite. After a recent visit with him, I was alarmed at how much he loves it. So it was a great comfort to me to see this column from a few weeks ago and find out that it’s not too gory, too violent, or too awful for him. I watched with him for a while and was impressed with the graphics, etc. that you mention. And vultures or not, adding a few birds is always a good idea. Never expected to write to you about video gaming, but you’ll never know how you’ve reached people unless we tell you. Thanks!


    • Thanks for writing Barbara. I hope your grandson is enjoying the game and not getting too addicted like many others. It is a fun game that’s hard to walk away from. It is funny that video gaming was our connection! I’m glad you wrote. Thanks again. Chris


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